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Every birthday is a threshold. A before and an after. Most people let it pass unmarked. This is for those who know that crossing a threshold deserves a story — not a card, not a caption. Something that makes you feel, for the first time, like the hero of your own life.
There are two ways to tell that story.
The Myth is epic and sincere. The person becomes the hero they always were without knowing it. Their year, their character, their legend — written as the myth they were always living.
The Caricature is sharper and funnier. It’s a story that takes everything most recognisable about a person and turns it into fiction. Their habits, their obsessions, the things everyone who loves them knows by heart — exaggerated just enough to make them laugh, true enough to make them feel seen. Think of it as a roast written by someone who also deeply admires them.
Tell me who this person is. What defines them. What makes everyone in the room laugh when their name comes up. I will do the rest.
The Myth~1,000–1,500 words. A complete short myth. 30€
The Caricature — 1,000–3,000 words. The truth, affectionately exaggerated. 50€
The Epic~3,000–4,500 words. A full hero's journey. 75€
This is for the story you want to hold.
Your story arrives within 72 hours. If we're deep in orders and need a little more time, we'll let you know. Need it by a specific date? Message us before ordering.
Every birthday is a threshold. A before and an after. Most people let it pass unmarked. This is for those who know that crossing a threshold deserves a story — not a card, not a caption. Something that makes you feel, for the first time, like the hero of your own life.
There are two ways to tell that story.
The Myth is epic and sincere. The person becomes the hero they always were without knowing it. Their year, their character, their legend — written as the myth they were always living.
The Caricature is sharper and funnier. It’s a story that takes everything most recognisable about a person and turns it into fiction. Their habits, their obsessions, the things everyone who loves them knows by heart — exaggerated just enough to make them laugh, true enough to make them feel seen. Think of it as a roast written by someone who also deeply admires them.
Tell me who this person is. What defines them. What makes everyone in the room laugh when their name comes up. I will do the rest.
The Myth~1,000–1,500 words. A complete short myth. 30€
The Caricature — 1,000–3,000 words. The truth, affectionately exaggerated. 50€
The Epic~3,000–4,500 words. A full hero's journey. 75€
This is for the story you want to hold.
Your story arrives within 72 hours. If we're deep in orders and need a little more time, we'll let you know. Need it by a specific date? Message us before ordering.